I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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