Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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