I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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