What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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