96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Life is so much better after having sex.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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