Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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