That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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