some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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