Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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