U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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