The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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