can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
farters have to be the big spoon...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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