You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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