Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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