dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
As shirtless as possible
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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