You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
