one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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