My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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