The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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