it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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