I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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