there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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