I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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