I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm always down for nudity.
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