READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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