so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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