I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
i need some magic done to my vagina
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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