spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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