In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
