escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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