And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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