I wannas sexs uuuuu
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I'm at about main and main street
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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