Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
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We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast