She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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