oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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