I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I checked into jail on foursquare
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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