spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours