I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees