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• (254): View more from Texas

  Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.

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  ...how and why.

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  PARENTS ARE MAGIC.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....

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  Remember when I said I had my shit together?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.

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