absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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