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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination

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• (207): View more from Maine

  DRUNK CANOEING

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  Please text me if you survive.

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  LAND HO BITCH

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He's the conductor of the struggle bus

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  I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  My cast smells like cheese steak rolls

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void

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