In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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