so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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