He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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