so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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