He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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