How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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