She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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