honey bunches of taint.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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