who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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