I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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