I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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