you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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