id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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