what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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