i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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