The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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