Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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