We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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