if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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