So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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