SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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